Me: "If I become a zombie, I'd want you to kill me. Cause, you know, I'm already dead."
Dustin: "So if you're going to become a zombie, kill you?"
Me: "No. Only kill me if I already am a zombie."
Dustin: "How would I know?"
Me: "Oh. You'd know."
Me. "Just one shot to the brain, that's all it takes. But make sure you hit my brain."
Dustin: "Got it." Also he's distracted cause he's trying to watch the news and I'm all serious, because, you know, THE WALKING DEAD.
Me: "And make sure you teach the kids how to shoot guns."
Me: "Even Jane."
Dustin looks at me like I'm crazy and also he's like, cool. Guns and kids. Me: "Promise." And I'm like practically crying cause I want our kids to learn how to shoot zombies in the eye.
Dustin: "Jeez. I promise."
Me: "I know it's like 8:15, but I'm going to bed now."
Dustin: *stares at fox news*